I have decided to switch careers, I am going to be a spy! I haven’t decided who I am going to spy for yet, so if you have any suggestions, just let me know.
While biking home from work, two different friends passed me in their cars. They don’t know about my winter biking exploits so when I waved at them, they had no clue who I was. One friend gave a cautious wave, probably wondering why the weird winter biker had singled them out for attention.
But their perplexed faces drove the point home in my mind. In my full winter regalia, I am the perfect undercover spy, no one can figure out my identity under all those layers! That lady who stopped the other afternoon wasn’t even sure of my gender, so I should be all set to begin life as an alter-ego ninja spy. And with all my flashing red lights, I don’t draw much attention to myself so I should be able to sneak around anywhere with ease.
I dropped off my rent on the way home. My landlord opened the door with this greeting, “Hello there, alien!” To me an alien and a spy are pretty comparable, so he is obviously on board with my plan.
I may have to stop blogging though, not sure if spies on top secret missions are supposed to publish on public websites.
To work (10 miles)
3:25 am to 4:45 am
Weather
-2F, 7 mph West wind
I wore
Head: ski goggles, balaclava,
Torso: thermal shirt, rain jacket
Hands: winter gloves
Legs: two pairs of yoga pants, thermal pants, rain pants
Feet: socks, boots
Comments: I think my torso is an impenetrable fortress, it always stays warm. I wonder if it is immune to bullets as well, maybe I really should become a spy.
From work (10 miles)
4:10 pm to 5:25 pm
Weather
-6F, 9 mph West wind
I wore
Head: ski goggles, balaclava, headband
Torso: two thermal shirts, rain jacket
Hands: winter gloves
Legs: yoga pants, thermal pants, rain pants
Feet: socks, boots
Comments: Nice and warm.
This is HILARIOUS!!! Loved it!
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That’s great, but I am having a hard time figuring out how to actually do this undercover stuff. Is there a place I apply? Or do I just starting spying, get top secret info and then sell it to interested parties?
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LOL
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Don’t laugh too much, I even have a book about spying “The Real Spy’s Guide to Becoming a Spy”, so I know exactly what I am doing.
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I always look forward to your posts because I view you with such admiration as I would never dream of what you’re doing. This one, however, is a classic. Hilarious!
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Thanks Cath, although I realized that all the snow plow guys wave at me so I think they know who I am. Hopefully, they don’t blow my cover.
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You certainly have a long day. I biked to work for many years and am retired now. We all certainly have some stories don’t we.
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Yup, that’s for sure 😉
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They’ll find you. Key words are always tagged for review by the powers that be and you’ve used “SPY” now several times. You’re golden. You do need a spy name or 3 though.
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Bummer! I knew I would mess it up somehow. Maybe if I move quietly to a different location I’ll be okay, Northern New York isn’t really a hot-bed for organized crime or top secret negotiations anyway.
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No I mean the employers will find you….those that want to hire you!! No worries.
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Okay, whew, you got me scared there
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You can keep blogging. Just create another one called “Spy Like Crazy”
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I like it! My first post will be titled, “How to Spy with Ski Goggles.”
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